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Largest Retail Industry: 754th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 997th Fattest Citizens: 1,177th
The Happy Workers of
Corporate Police State
ECOnomically-FRIENDLY!!! Argh kargh kargh kargh kargh!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mr Krabs Wallet

Population1.499 billion

CapitalKrabby Land
LeaderKing Eugene Harold Armor Abs Krabs
FaithMOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY

CurrencyMr Krabs Wacky Buck
AnimalMr Squidward

The Happy Workers of Mr Krabs Wallet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Eugene Harold Armor Abs Krabs with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.499 billion Krusty Krew are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krabby Land. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusty economy, worth 296 trillion Mr Krabs Wacky Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 197,482 Mr Krabs Wacky Bucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,138,930 per year while the poor average 16,375, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Krabby Land has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Japan, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mr Krabs Wallet's national animal is the Mr Squidward, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is MOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY.

Mr Krabs Wallet is ranked 4,005th in the world and 3rd in Japan for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,536.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 997thFattest Citizens: 1,177thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,379thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,672ndMost Avoided: 1,688thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,821stMost Armed: 1,866thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,021stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,247thHighest Crime Rates: 2,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,072ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,172ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,004thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,005thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,041stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,126thMost Secular: 5,195thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,674thHighest Average Incomes: 5,944thRudest Citizens: 5,972ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,985thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,450thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,911thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,712thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,787thHighest Drug Use: 15,753rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mr Krabs Wallet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Mr Krabs Wallet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, Krabby Land has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Japan.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr Krabs Wallet, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Mr Krabs Wallet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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