The Priceless Masterpieces of Mr Culcha-s Polcomian Artland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Brilliant Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.48 billion Aesthetes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallery Park. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aesthetic economy, worth 211 trillion concepts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,806 concepts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Culcha-s Polcomian Artland's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Culture Cult.

Mr Culcha-s Polcomian Artland is ranked 1,281^st in the world and 1^st in Polcomia for Most Pacifist, with 202.65 cheeks turned per day.