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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,089thMost Influential: 4,444thMost Secular: 4,791st
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Advance and prosper
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All-Consuming
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Mozembique

Population2.146 billion

CapitalMaputo

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBaboon

The Free Land of Mozembique is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 2.146 billion Mozembiqueans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maputo. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mozembiquean economy, worth 205 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,885 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Maputo, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mozembique's national animal is the Baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mozembique is ranked 217,922nd in the world and 7,455th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,089thMost Influential: 4,444thMost Secular: 4,791stBest Weather: 5,445thSafest: 6,148thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,434thHealthiest Citizens: 8,766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,970thMost Pacifist: 9,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,479thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,388thMost Inclusive: 13,511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,288thHighest Food Quality: 15,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,150thSmartest Citizens: 18,188thLowest Crime Rates: 18,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,080thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,276thMost Developed: 20,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,307thMost Cultured: 22,911thNicest Citizens: 23,211thLargest Governments: 23,509th
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Most Secular: 169th in the regionBest Weather: 174th in the regionSafest: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 267th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionMost Pacifist: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 391st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 399th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 480th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 492nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 519th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 521st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 566th in the regionNudest: 584th in the regionMost Developed: 586th in the regionLargest Governments: 621st in the regionMost Cultured: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 649th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 654th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 662nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 671st in the regionNicest Citizens: 790th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Mozembique was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Mozembique endorsed The United Socialist States of Talakra.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Maputo.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, treason is relative.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozembique, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.

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