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Most Ignorant Citizens: 758thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 862ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,155th
The Jingoistic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Why have democracy when you can have demoncracy?
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mowte

Population799 million

CapitalKloraus Tet City
LeaderSupreme Leader Dick Tator

CurrencyTopper-Cent
AnimalSpider-Emu

The Jingoistic States of Mowte is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Dick Tator with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 799 million Morticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kloraus Tet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Postmortem economy, worth 115 trillion Topper-Cents a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,718 Topper-Cents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,163,663 per year while the poor average 4,127, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, Supreme Leader Dick Tator has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and ten thousand Postmortem soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mowte's national animal is the Spider-Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mowte is ranked 204,284th in the world and 323rd in Forest for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 758thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 862ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,155thFattest Citizens: 1,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,501stMost Avoided: 1,882ndTop
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Most Primitive: 2,910thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,300thLargest Mining Sector: 3,305thHighest Crime Rates: 3,376thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,833rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,339thMost Devout: 7,480thMost Armed: 7,554thNudest: 7,627thLargest Retail Industry: 8,013thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,896thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,825thHighest Average Incomes: 14,846thMost Efficient Economies: 19,053rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,536thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,418th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mowte was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Mowte was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, ten thousand Postmortem soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Mowte lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Mowte changed its national leader to "Supreme Leader Dick Tator".
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, Supreme Leader Dick Tator has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Mowte, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.

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