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Most Conservative: 1,976thMost Authoritarian: 2,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,655th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Can't Stop The People
Glourius Leader Artyom Vladivostok
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mousters

Population950 million

CapitalGlourius Motherland City
LeaderGlourius Leader Artyom Vladivostok

CurrencyPlinki
AnimalMoustersian Eagle

The Democratic Republic of Mousters is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Glourius Leader Artyom Vladivostok with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 950 million Moustersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glourius Motherland City. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Moustersian economy, worth 121 trillion Plinkis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,422 Plinkis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mousters's national animal is the Moustersian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousters is ranked 3,890th in the world and 10th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,756.28 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Conservative: 1,976thMost Authoritarian: 2,142ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,735thMost Secular: 3,234thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,540thLowest Crime Rates: 6,984thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,147thHealthiest Citizens: 10,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,411thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,355thLargest Governments: 12,528thMost Income Equality: 12,565thMost Extreme: 15,091stLargest Black Market: 17,901stLargest Mining Sector: 18,155thHighest Average Incomes: 20,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,130th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mousters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Psychotic Dictatorships.
  • : Mousters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Mousters, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.

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