by Max Barry

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Game Moderator
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 5th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 254th Best Weather: 353rd
The Married Moderator Mouse of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population34.233 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Married Moderator Mouse of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 34.233 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,198 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,266 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 166,305th in the world and 875th in Europeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14.21 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 254thBest Weather: 353rdLargest Populations: 436thLargest Black Market: 646thHighest Economic Output: 671stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 711thMost Advanced Public Education: 878thMost Beautiful Environments: 940thHealthiest Citizens: 1,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,267thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,312thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,428thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,474thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,477thSmartest Citizens: 1,658thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,323rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,615thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,252ndMost Developed: 3,955thHighest Average Incomes: 4,922ndMost Stationary: 5,882ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,018thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,136thLargest Governments: 11,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,688thNudest: 13,863rdMost Inclusive: 15,438thMost Average: 16,394th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Average: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Armed: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionNudest: 92nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 130 » Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, Pope Joan, Peoplei, Raghallaigh, Yugarritia, Trollfaceia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, Akeland, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, Bralia, --Neo-America--, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, North West Ko, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Le Libertia, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Lethen, Mediocrea, Avok Island, United American Regions, Benthamania, Ashie, Aexnidaral, United Visegrad, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Dictator Anna 10, Spudlandia, Old Drina, Liveropolis, Unified Saturnine Poleis, Awesomepotomia, Arqhua, Free Rosabell, Illyrda, and 80 others.Woodleland, Frasuly, Greater Louisianne, The Land of Cows, Norburn, P0ptr0pica, Estanglia, Kroll Union, Treir, Trackeendy, Union Lysk, New Fenyr, Mousa Liberty, Ivelboria, The Liberal Country of Greenland, Thatcher Whitehall, Brickfield, Skvarzhava, Mooberg, Corbien, Eloscape, Genistan, Unisteia, United Kingdoms of Redania, Tomaenia, Havenwelle, Igueranel, Nepos, Vuzalex, United-Marrshmallows, Elaeria, The Tugboat Complex, Vlazinova, Lastovipol, Haagland, The Democratic Peoples, Issrak-om, Liberepublia, FederationofAmerica, Monroevia, Prabhupa, Athenalion, The Ben Shapiro Show, GraVandius, Whitmark, Kuominwave, Serielye, Saturet, Potchen, IrisTheFlower, Clialaad, Duquesa, Yuposia, Calusahatchii, Great Eldaria, Vierland, The Xeraji Empire, Polgaria, Former Raxhiria, Astrellan, Pirataria, Randompopolis, Malus Somnia, Acapais, Swerists, Ipsonasia, West Winterfell, Celtian, Purgitz, Orcusk, Klosety, Arvigiel, InclassBTW, The United Peoples of Centrism, Brightlake, East Vimoarrane, Chamahalinionstan, Muertio, Noahs Second Country, and Serpahima.

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