by Max Barry

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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 3rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 199th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.229 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,486 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,569 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 157,386th in the world and 1,274th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -359.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 199thBest Weather: 293rdLargest Populations: 481stLargest Black Market: 492ndHighest Economic Output: 606thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 787thHealthiest Citizens: 996thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,177thSmartest Citizens: 1,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,365thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,588thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,616thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,311thMost Developed: 2,703rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,773rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,310thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,675thLargest Retail Industry: 6,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,173rdTop
Most Stationary: 8,248thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,942ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,220thLargest Governments: 12,304thMost Armed: 13,023rdMost Average: 13,783rdMost Secular: 16,098th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionMost Average: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 224 » Noahs Second Country, United Vietussia, Samuelstani, Mattantia, St Adricsburg, Kingdom of Nikolajopolis, Lindef, Ivelboria, Cottoncandytopia, Murden, Alenium, ShinChonJi, Pope Joan, Lolcatistan, Gourmet With Genki, Peoplei, Northco, Toquasia, Biayla, Keyshia, Taarakia, Zapadobro, Raghallaigh, Distan Tunte, Organized Scientists, Yugarritia, Dirdam, Anoynmous Members, Valentisa, Trollfaceia, Great Idel-Ural and Siberia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, The Havon, Patriotic Poland, Akeland, Sartaria, Kotenoka, Compris, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, New Spera, Vloskia, The Andines, Lastovipol, The Sterminator, Hirnianika, Rucphen, and 174 others.Freed Isles, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Beandogs, Volksunie, Vanesaprincesa, Lokantalo, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, Varunapolis, Alt Penguinia, The 9gagger, Tropiche, Bralia, Great Eldaria, Ilyv, Vanarun, NoodieNews, Classical Bombay, Ilnmercy, Nippluania, Lamebabwe, Hydraic Empire, Nova Germany, Cheesy Island, Great Ethiopian Empire, Omaha Utopia, The Tugboat Complex, The Orion Islands, --Neo-America--, Archology, The Vescillo Islands, Bardonia Islands, Ahis, Angakluk, Shonalandia, Schnitzengrubenstein, Maynila, Great Temeria, Gordio, Yngaevonia, Paulotzia, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Eloscape, United-Marrshmallows, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, Modern Sin, North West Ko, Astral Unity, Skyhawk Clan, King Klan, Gringleshwartz, Caronal, Solememorsdustindia, Pyntuma, AmirRasdan, Baldorium, Western Karya, Democratic Republic of One, The Galactic Empire v3, Pacificina, Republic of the Silver Hand, Synnaraka, Mouzone, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Crown-Alliance, Imperial Eggplant, Nepenthaceae, Arkdia, Free Kodak Black, Southern New England, Vermangale, Republic of Anchuria, Arkarya, Earth Federal Union, Putinski, Eirinea, Le Libertia, Grenver, Akahaina, Treysil and the Apill Isles, New Aweic Wirs, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Pirataria, Elaeria, Spiderman, Angeliki, The Empire of Humanity, Jans Republic, The Land of Whosiwhatsits, Lethen, Mediocrea, Formacia, Fausthdom, Great Regnon, Angfal, That place we just found, Byzantiumum, Cristorialand, Norburn, United Republic Of RoChu, Beeurdicus, Westmaria, Tirisfal, Socrastan, Astrodan, Glorika, Estrio, 2209, Julse, Wormwood Creek, Erica, Appathiselea, The New Emerald Isles, Potatamoto, Kelvinia North, Britannica Francia, Islamic nation of southeast asia, BooBooBus, Malashaan Colony, Perneas, Greater Arbaich, Newer Iowa, Vorrodalan, Dendart, Granitt, Occidenes, Rydan, Kaytteria, Parelon, United States of France, Cheki breki, North Cascades, Thierand, The LOTR Nerds, Avok Island, Zakanda, Catilinaria, Southeast Rhodesia, Tranqui, Scouting, The Commonwealth of Atlantis, Trimotchi, Guacamole Club, VelikayaDiktatura, The 50 United Kingdoms of America, Knappenstein, Porj, Breutonia, Senaint, Ensiger, Floorlandia, Djibowtee, Newigalippyrey, Avilon, Atlanctie, Abbag, Jacobitism, Vulpes Fusca, Helvard, United American Regions, Imperial Elucidator, Lyonure, Ambrollita, Warklandia, Divitaen, Vicilya, Megastraton, and Gardien.

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