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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 210th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.468 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,305 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,966 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 5,959th in the world and 83rd in Europeia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 27,085.24 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 4thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 210thBest Weather: 253rdLargest Populations: 481stLargest Black Market: 500thHighest Economic Output: 601stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 671stMost Beautiful Environments: 721stHealthiest Citizens: 912thMost Advanced Public Education: 935thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,050thSmartest Citizens: 1,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,478thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,565thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,637thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,101stMost Developed: 2,189thHighest Crime Rates: 2,311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,715thHighest Average Incomes: 3,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,545thLargest Retail Industry: 5,596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,311thTop
Most Stationary: 9,108thMost Average: 9,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,153rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,651stLargest Governments: 12,989thMost Armed: 13,012thMost Secular: 16,497th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Average: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126th in the regionRudest Citizens: 142nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 244 » Red God Rhllor, Quists, Noahs Second Country, United Vietussia, Samuelstani, Mattantia, St Adricsburg, Kingdom of Nikolajopolis, Dia Scotia, Lindef, Ivelboria, Kalbera, Cottoncandytopia, Murden, Opurus, Alenium, ShinChonJi, Pope Joan, Lolcatistan, Gourmet With Genki, Peoplei, Northco, Toquasia, Biayla, Huntieria, Keyshia, Taarakia, Govia Chilloka, Kitergonts, Patasea, Uniumu, Zapadobro, Raghallaigh, Distan Tunte, Organized Scientists, VIKRAM NAGAR, Yugarritia, Dirdam, HiddenPastaria, Anoynmous Members, Valentisa, Vilompia, Trollfaceia, Great Idel-Ural and Siberia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Pasta Patriots, Ecrye, Darcness, The United landskapen of Sverige, and 194 others.The Havon, Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland, Patriotic Poland, Akeland, Sartaria, Kotenoka, Psydrae, Compris, Test641, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Wilkshire, Illuministica, Shorneria, Cortlandt Manor, Nebrovsky, Go Tra, New Spera, Vorhollah, Comite, Vloskia, The Andines, Lastovipol, The Sterminator, Faturest, Hirnianika, Rucphen, Freed Isles, Anatalipa, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Beandogs, Volksunie, The Antarcticic Region, Vanesaprincesa, Lokantalo, Wiceradric, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, McMurdock, Varunapolis, Alt Penguinia, Aditya Republic, Briganland, Winnk, The Republic of IceIceJay, The 9gagger, Grymrock, Kotzenia, Pixelistan, Tropiche, Bralia, Floridopolis, Great Eldaria, Bees In Space, Ilyv, Vanarun, NoodieNews, Classical Bombay, Southhold, The Church of Nibbles, Ilnmercy, Zalka, Celtian, Nippluania, Lamebabwe, Hydraic Empire, Nova Germany, Cheesy Island, Great Ethiopian Empire, Omaha Utopia, Batzia, Prestrainiskiy, Nordevia, Potchen, Juneou, The Tugboat Complex, Rockafeller, The Republic of Extreme Fairness, Kestraleve, Mariyno, The Orion Islands, Austristan, --Neo-America--, Altazaro, Archology, The Vescillo Islands, Vancouverit, Siranusia, Isloe, Topiang Trotoo, Bardonia Islands, Twispar, Angama, Ahis, Sageveridahropiristan, Angakluk, Shonalandia, Schnitzengrubenstein, Maynila, For Blood and Empire, Great Temeria, Aqual, Tilicho, Republic of Aritopia, Samudera Darussalam, Gordio, Trinnien, The Pacific Caliphate, Canme, Yngaevonia, Hindh, Malashaan Colony, Paulotzia, Bragree, Suburb, Zagrabia, Jerome, The Lusitanian Empire, Isistopia2016, Impero Porcospino, Gustavpolis, Great Arstotzkan, The Republic of the Far North, Basement Kitteh, New Putzistan, Bonbon2002, Adhavania, Home Nation, Greater Amerigo, Eloscape, United-Marrshmallows, Budraria, Caedancia, Lillarro, Caral, Yoyo997, Rapapoo, Precisely Nothing, New Gadsden, Venus IQ, Lonelyland, Wollastonite, Royal Denmark, Vincenna, LLAMAhold, The Federation of Kendor, Modern Sin, Shenifar, North West Ko, Sancta Maria, The Enlightened Kingdom of Thayri, Astral Unity, Skyhawk Clan, United Porximaland, Lauritania, Triekru, Treysil and the Apill Isles, Holy Land of Christs, Tibiscum, King Klan, Convaluisset, Dagyodan, Gringleshwartz, Mr Baker, Girlpants, Caronal, Solememorsdustindia, Ardlandia, Pyntuma, Corcynt, Agastrophos, AmirRasdan, Attos, Stebia, Ster Rya, Baldorium, The Crow of the desert, Corrham, Calopina, Arukan, Western Karya, The Fourth Landing of Angels, Pope Lexus X, Democratic Republic of One, Constancy, North Cascades, Peaceful Holy Valley, The Galactic Empire v3, Reman, BoonerTropilis, Pacificina, Republic of the Silver Hand, and Synnaraka.

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