The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.752 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,567 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,553 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 168,998^th in the world and 1,084^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -33.76 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.