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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 10thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 214thLargest Populations: 415th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mousebumples

Population41.114 billion

CapitalMoustantinople
Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 41.114 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,799 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,015 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 1,424th in the world and 26th in Europeia for Healthiest Citizens, with 30.96 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Influential: 10thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 214thLargest Populations: 415thBest Weather: 453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 532ndHighest Economic Output: 826thLargest Black Market: 997thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,063rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,206thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,246thHealthiest Citizens: 1,424thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,552ndMost Developed: 1,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,930thSmartest Citizens: 1,938thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,199thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,548thHighest Crime Rates: 3,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,807thMost Stationary: 4,345thHighest Food Quality: 5,425thHighest Average Incomes: 6,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,586thLargest Governments: 10,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,542ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,478thMost Inclusive: 17,436thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,425thMost Cultured: 19,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,187thMost Secular: 24,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,714th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionNudest: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the region

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