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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 124th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 212th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.849 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,401 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,462 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 120,759th in the world and 959th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 4thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 212thBest Weather: 277thLargest Black Market: 484thLargest Populations: 492ndHighest Economic Output: 601stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 644thMost Beautiful Environments: 775thMost Advanced Public Education: 975thHealthiest Citizens: 981stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,124thSmartest Citizens: 1,158thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,512thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,644thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,225thHighest Crime Rates: 2,363rdMost Developed: 2,563rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,765thHighest Average Incomes: 3,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,068thLargest Retail Industry: 6,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,903rdMost Stationary: 8,679thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,441stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,550thLargest Governments: 12,755thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,850thMost Average: 13,219thMost Armed: 13,828thMost Secular: 16,820thMost Inclusive: 17,243rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionMost Average: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132nd in the region

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