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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 143rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 279th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population37.238 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 37.238 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,142 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,657 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 39,226th in the world and 178th in Europeia for Rudest Citizens, with 76.67 Insults Per Minute.

Most Influential: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 143rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 279thBest Weather: 394thLargest Populations: 432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 580thLargest Black Market: 634thHighest Economic Output: 683rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 927thMost Beautiful Environments: 949thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,012thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,080thHealthiest Citizens: 1,264thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,356thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,596thSmartest Citizens: 1,763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,770thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,071stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,515thMost Developed: 2,764thHighest Crime Rates: 3,043rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,144thHighest Average Incomes: 4,946thMost Stationary: 5,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,459thLargest Governments: 10,668thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,951stLargest Retail Industry: 13,163rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,841stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,442ndMost Inclusive: 16,284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,946thMost Cultured: 18,888th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionNudest: 75th in the regionMost Average: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the region

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