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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 391st
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population38.835 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 38.835 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,211 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,454 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 977th in the world and 17th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 35,303.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 391stBest Weather: 410thLargest Populations: 424thMost Advanced Public Education: 529thHighest Economic Output: 769thLargest Black Market: 792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 937thLargest Publishing Industry: 977thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,294thHealthiest Citizens: 1,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,369thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,370thMost Developed: 1,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,453rdSmartest Citizens: 1,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,853rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,441stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,394thHighest Crime Rates: 3,509thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,166thMost Stationary: 4,745thHighest Food Quality: 5,213thHighest Average Incomes: 5,797thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,486thLargest Governments: 11,161stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,443rdMost Inclusive: 16,836thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,454thMost Cultured: 18,820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,184th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Average: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 80th in the region

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