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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Best Weather: 305th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 310th
The Ballerina for Halloween-a of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Ballerina for Halloween-a of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 31.124 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,616 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,584 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 4th in the world and 1st in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 734,191 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Influential: 4thBest Weather: 305thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 359thLargest Populations: 470thLargest Black Market: 506thHighest Economic Output: 605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 670thMost Beautiful Environments: 828thMost Advanced Public Education: 977thHealthiest Citizens: 1,076thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,265thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,380thSmartest Citizens: 1,396thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,785thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,935thMost Developed: 3,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,348thHighest Average Incomes: 4,035thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,794thMost Stationary: 7,536thLargest Retail Industry: 7,649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,845thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,535thLargest Governments: 12,074thMost Average: 14,303rdMost Armed: 14,495thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,802ndMost Secular: 16,016thNudest: 16,285thMost Inclusive: 16,546th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionMost Average: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 67th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionNudest: 121st in the region

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