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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 3rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 204th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 220th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.566 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,527 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,553 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 1,275th in the world and 17th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 174.69 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 220thBest Weather: 297thLargest Populations: 477thLargest Black Market: 497thHighest Economic Output: 614thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 804thMost Advanced Public Education: 976thHealthiest Citizens: 1,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,206thSmartest Citizens: 1,275thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,341stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,415thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,667thHighest Crime Rates: 2,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,754thMost Developed: 2,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,560thHighest Average Incomes: 3,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,440thLargest Retail Industry: 6,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,412thTop
Most Stationary: 7,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,078thLargest Governments: 11,879thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,275thMost Armed: 12,576thMost Average: 13,849thMost Secular: 14,932nd
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Average: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionMost Armed: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 194 » Noahs Second Country, United Vietussia, Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, ShinChonJi, Pope Joan, Lolcatistan, Gourmet With Genki, Peoplei, Toquasia, Biayla, Keyshia, Taarakia, Raghallaigh, Organized Scientists, Yugarritia, Dirdam, Anoynmous Members, Valentisa, Trollfaceia, Great Idel-Ural and Siberia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, The Havon, Patriotic Poland, Akeland, Sartaria, Kotenoka, Compris, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, New Spera, The Andines, Lastovipol, Hirnianika, Rucphen, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Beandogs, Vanesaprincesa, Lokantalo, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, Varunapolis, The 9gagger, Bralia, Great Eldaria, and 144 others.Ilnmercy, Nippluania, Lamebabwe, Cheesy Island, Omaha Utopia, The Tugboat Complex, The Orion Islands, --Neo-America--, Archology, The Vescillo Islands, Bardonia Islands, Ahis, Angakluk, Shonalandia, Schnitzengrubenstein, Maynila, Great Temeria, Gordio, Yngaevonia, Paulotzia, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Eloscape, United-Marrshmallows, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, North West Ko, Astral Unity, Skyhawk Clan, Caronal, Pyntuma, AmirRasdan, Baldorium, Western Karya, Democratic Republic of One, Pacificina, Republic of the Silver Hand, Synnaraka, Mouzone, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Nepenthaceae, Arkdia, Southern New England, Republic of Anchuria, Arkarya, Earth Federal Union, Putinski, Le Libertia, Grenver, Akahaina, Treysil and the Apill Isles, New Aweic Wirs, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Pirataria, The Empire of Humanity, Jans Republic, Lethen, Mediocrea, Great Regnon, Angfal, Byzantiumum, Beeurdicus, Glorika, 2209, Julse, Erica, The New Emerald Isles, Potatamoto, Kelvinia North, Britannica Francia, Islamic nation of southeast asia, BooBooBus, Malashaan Colony, Newer Iowa, Vorrodalan, Occidenes, Kaytteria, Thierand, The LOTR Nerds, Avok Island, Zakanda, Southeast Rhodesia, Scouting, Trimotchi, Guacamole Club, The 50 United Kingdoms of America, Knappenstein, Porj, Senaint, Floorlandia, Djibowtee, Avilon, Jacobitism, Vulpes Fusca, Helvard, United American Regions, Warklandia, Divitaen, Vicilya, Megastraton, Gardien, Former Raxhiria, Aditya Republic, Marximia, Caletan, Land Of Bobtopia, Thoe Plaria, Potchen, Yan Chen, Baronum, Dukovar, Ice and Fire Empire, BENNYRICHY, Andreso, Benthamania, The Land of Devestation, Duchoia, Denorsweland, Prusha, Existingplace, Viridiland, Guinnstonia, Nordevia, Samudera Darussalam, Montalcino, Eastern Denmark, Athenosine, United Funtba, Ashie, Vrangforestilling, West Altenies, Detinu Se, Mystan, Drapion, Bulaki, Possibly this, Rickman, Aexnidaral, Peoples Republic of Xabia, United Earth Governent, and United Visegrad.

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