by Max Barry

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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 233rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 276th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.752 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,567 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,553 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 168,998th in the world and 1,084th in Europeia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -33.76 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276thBest Weather: 304thLargest Populations: 477thLargest Black Market: 497thHighest Economic Output: 610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 629thMost Beautiful Environments: 815thMost Advanced Public Education: 991stHealthiest Citizens: 1,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,221stSmartest Citizens: 1,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,345thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,423rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,582ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,663rdTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,341stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,786thMost Developed: 2,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,545thHighest Average Incomes: 3,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,979thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,541stMost Stationary: 7,782ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,268thLargest Governments: 12,015thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,890thMost Armed: 13,795thMost Secular: 15,309thNudest: 16,073rdMost Inclusive: 16,270thMost Average: 16,671st
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Average: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 180 » Noahs Second Country, United Vietussia, Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, ShinChonJi, Pope Joan, Lolcatistan, Gourmet With Genki, Peoplei, Toquasia, Biayla, Keyshia, Taarakia, Raghallaigh, Organized Scientists, Yugarritia, Anoynmous Members, Trollfaceia, Great Idel-Ural and Siberia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, The Havon, Patriotic Poland, Akeland, Sartaria, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, New Spera, Lastovipol, Hirnianika, Rucphen, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Beandogs, Vanesaprincesa, Lokantalo, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, Varunapolis, The 9gagger, Bralia, Great Eldaria, Ilnmercy, Nippluania, Lamebabwe, Cheesy Island, Omaha Utopia, and 130 others.The Tugboat Complex, --Neo-America--, Archology, The Vescillo Islands, Bardonia Islands, Ahis, Angakluk, Shonalandia, Schnitzengrubenstein, Maynila, Gordio, Yngaevonia, Paulotzia, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Eloscape, United-Marrshmallows, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, North West Ko, Astral Unity, Caronal, Pyntuma, AmirRasdan, Baldorium, Democratic Republic of One, Pacificina, Republic of the Silver Hand, Synnaraka, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Nepenthaceae, Southern New England, Republic of Anchuria, Arkarya, Putinski, Le Libertia, Akahaina, Treysil and the Apill Isles, New Aweic Wirs, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Pirataria, Lethen, Mediocrea, Angfal, Byzantiumum, Beeurdicus, Glorika, 2209, Julse, The New Emerald Isles, Potatamoto, Kelvinia North, Britannica Francia, Islamic nation of southeast asia, BooBooBus, Malashaan Colony, Newer Iowa, Vorrodalan, Occidenes, Kaytteria, Thierand, Avok Island, Southeast Rhodesia, Scouting, Trimotchi, Guacamole Club, The 50 United Kingdoms of America, Porj, Avilon, Vulpes Fusca, Helvard, United American Regions, Warklandia, Divitaen, Megastraton, Gardien, Former Raxhiria, Aditya Republic, Marximia, Caletan, Land Of Bobtopia, Potchen, Yan Chen, Baronum, Ice and Fire Empire, BENNYRICHY, Andreso, Benthamania, The Land of Devestation, Duchoia, Denorsweland, Prusha, Existingplace, Viridiland, Nordevia, Samudera Darussalam, Montalcino, Eastern Denmark, United Funtba, Ashie, Vrangforestilling, West Altenies, Detinu Se, Mystan, Drapion, Bulaki, Rickman, Aexnidaral, Peoples Republic of Xabia, United Earth Governent, United Visegrad, Hetvillage, Ryber, Republic of Brescia, Muskku, Vernistan, East Terraria, Kuroaitou, Prospertion, ROFLOLMAO LAND, X2 Arms, Clialaad, The Zombay, Shootsma Island, Dictator Anna 10, Moodolisia, and North-Bokantum.

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