by Max Barry

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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 240th Best Weather: 371st
The Married Moderator Mouse of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population34.92 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Married Moderator Mouse of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 34.92 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,339 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,185 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 3,244th in the world and 52nd in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 94.66 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 240thBest Weather: 371stLargest Populations: 433rdLargest Black Market: 663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 679thHighest Economic Output: 683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 860thMost Beautiful Environments: 953rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,125thHealthiest Citizens: 1,203rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,353rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,434thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,467thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,687thHighest Crime Rates: 2,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,405thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,941stMost Developed: 3,244thHighest Average Incomes: 4,875thMost Stationary: 5,558thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,827thLargest Retail Industry: 9,456thLargest Governments: 10,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,724thNudest: 13,640thMost Inclusive: 14,644th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionTop
Most Average: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 61st in the regionNudest: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 117 » Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, Raghallaigh, Trollfaceia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, Akeland, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Twilight Imperium, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, --Neo-America--, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Le Libertia, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Lethen, Mediocrea, Avok Island, United American Regions, Benthamania, Ashie, Aexnidaral, United Visegrad, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Dictator Anna 10, Spudlandia, Liveropolis, Unified Saturnine Poleis, Awesomepotomia, Arqhua, Free Rosabell, Illyrda, Woodleland, Greater Louisianne, The Land of Cows, P0ptr0pica, Estanglia, Kroll Union, Treir, Trackeendy, and 67 others.Union Lysk, New Fenyr, Mousa Liberty, The Liberal Country of Greenland, Thatcher Whitehall, Brickfield, Skvarzhava, Corbien, Eloscape, Genistan, Unisteia, Tomaenia, Igueranel, Vuzalex, United-Marrshmallows, Elaeria, The Tugboat Complex, Vlazinova, Lastovipol, Issrak-om, Liberepublia, Prabhupa, The Ben Shapiro Show, GraVandius, Serielye, Potchen, IrisTheFlower, Yuposia, Calusahatchii, Great Eldaria, The Xeraji Empire, Polgaria, Former Raxhiria, Astrellan, Pirataria, Acapais, Swerists, Ipsonasia, West Winterfell, Purgitz, OrcUsk, Arvigiel, The United Peoples of Centrism, Brightlake, Muertio, Serpahima, Jinn Helda, Blusterlands, Gebodwits, Sunny place, Yugarritia, Austristan, Poquaoi, Morisland, Testnationia, Khyn Vash, Agapetopia, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Dark Existance, Renmont, North Stenia, Possibly this, Clialaad, SlackOLandia, Bukowina, Njatha, and Zaliakfoundland.

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