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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 284th Best Weather: 300th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.937 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,581 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,740 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 16,280th in the world and 224th in Europeia for Most Inclusive, scoring 150.76 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 284thBest Weather: 300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331stLargest Populations: 475thLargest Black Market: 506thHighest Economic Output: 611thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 821stMost Advanced Public Education: 991stHealthiest Citizens: 1,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,242ndSmartest Citizens: 1,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,360thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,448thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,548thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,583rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,773rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,860thMost Developed: 3,003rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,673rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,654thMost Stationary: 7,686thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,236thLargest Governments: 11,947thMost Average: 13,004thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,629thMost Armed: 13,865thMost Secular: 15,457thNudest: 15,866thMost Inclusive: 16,280th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Average: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 62nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the region

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