by Max Barry

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Game Moderator
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 5th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 288th Best Weather: 357th
The Married Moderator Mouse of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population34.371 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Married Moderator Mouse of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 34.371 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,220 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,077 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 159,732nd in the world and 889th in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 68.83 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 288thBest Weather: 357thLargest Populations: 431stLargest Black Market: 644thHighest Economic Output: 674thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 711thMost Advanced Public Education: 863rdMost Beautiful Environments: 936thHealthiest Citizens: 1,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,238thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,292ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,460thSmartest Citizens: 1,662ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,409thHighest Crime Rates: 2,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,578thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,176thMost Developed: 3,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,950thMost Stationary: 5,796thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,074thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,444thLargest Retail Industry: 10,282ndLargest Governments: 11,255thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,970thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,851stNudest: 13,845thMost Inclusive: 15,372ndMost Average: 16,698th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Average: 48th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the regionNudest: 91st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 129 » Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, Pope Joan, Peoplei, Raghallaigh, Yugarritia, Trollfaceia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, Akeland, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, Bralia, --Neo-America--, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, North West Ko, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Le Libertia, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Lethen, Mediocrea, Avok Island, United American Regions, Benthamania, Ashie, Aexnidaral, United Visegrad, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Dictator Anna 10, Spudlandia, Old Drina, Liveropolis, Unified Saturnine Poleis, Awesomepotomia, Arqhua, Free Rosabell, Illyrda, and 79 others.Woodleland, Frasuly, Greater Louisianne, The Land of Cows, Norburn, P0ptr0pica, Estanglia, Kroll Union, Treir, Trackeendy, Union Lysk, New Fenyr, Mousa Liberty, The Liberal Country of Greenland, Thatcher Whitehall, Brickfield, Skvarzhava, Mooberg, Corbien, Eloscape, Genistan, Unisteia, United Kingdoms of Redania, Tomaenia, Havenwelle, Igueranel, Nepos, Vuzalex, United-Marrshmallows, Elaeria, The Tugboat Complex, Vlazinova, Lastovipol, The Democratic Peoples, Issrak-om, Liberepublia, Prabhupa, Athenalion, The Ben Shapiro Show, GraVandius, Whitmark, Kuominwave, Serielye, Potchen, IrisTheFlower, Clialaad, Duquesa, Yuposia, Calusahatchii, Great Eldaria, Vierland, The Xeraji Empire, Polgaria, Former Raxhiria, Astrellan, Pirataria, Malus Somnia, Acapais, Swerists, Ipsonasia, West Winterfell, Celtian, Purgitz, Orcusk, Klosety, Arvigiel, InclassBTW, The United Peoples of Centrism, Brightlake, Chamahalinionstan, Muertio, Serpahima, Polsha, Brantdland, Nepenthaceae, Jinn Helda, Blusterlands, Land Of Bobtopia, and Caeana.

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