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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 3rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 145th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 234th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.043 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,446 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,569 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 163,648th in the world and 1,255th in Europeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.39 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 234thBest Weather: 289thLargest Populations: 485thLargest Black Market: 489thHighest Economic Output: 589thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 647thMost Beautiful Environments: 786thHealthiest Citizens: 986thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,143rdSmartest Citizens: 1,178thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,333rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,552ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,623rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,268thHighest Crime Rates: 2,309thMost Developed: 2,610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,779thHighest Average Incomes: 3,590thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,886thLargest Retail Industry: 6,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,075thMost Stationary: 8,530thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,348thLargest Governments: 12,598thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,889thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,997thMost Average: 13,181stMost Armed: 13,997thMost Secular: 16,836thMost Inclusive: 17,282nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionMost Average: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionMost Armed: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 228 » Noahs Second Country, United Vietussia, Samuelstani, Mattantia, St Adricsburg, Kingdom of Nikolajopolis, Dia Scotia, Lindef, Ivelboria, Cottoncandytopia, Murden, Alenium, ShinChonJi, Pope Joan, Lolcatistan, Gourmet With Genki, Peoplei, Northco, Toquasia, Biayla, Keyshia, Taarakia, Uniumu, Zapadobro, Raghallaigh, Distan Tunte, Organized Scientists, Yugarritia, Dirdam, Anoynmous Members, Valentisa, Trollfaceia, Great Idel-Ural and Siberia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Pasta Patriots, Ecrye, The Havon, Patriotic Poland, Akeland, Sartaria, Kotenoka, Compris, Test641, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Wilkshire, Cortlandt Manor, New Spera, Vloskia, and 178 others.The Andines, Lastovipol, The Sterminator, Hirnianika, Rucphen, Freed Isles, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Beandogs, Volksunie, The Antarcticic Region, Vanesaprincesa, Lokantalo, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, McMurdock, Varunapolis, Alt Penguinia, The Republic of IceIceJay, The 9gagger, Pixelistan, Tropiche, Bralia, Great Eldaria, Ilyv, Vanarun, NoodieNews, Classical Bombay, Southhold, The Church of Nibbles, Ilnmercy, Nippluania, Lamebabwe, Hydraic Empire, Nova Germany, Cheesy Island, Great Ethiopian Empire, Omaha Utopia, Nordevia, Potchen, Juneou, The Tugboat Complex, The Orion Islands, --Neo-America--, Archology, The Vescillo Islands, Bardonia Islands, Ahis, Angakluk, Shonalandia, Schnitzengrubenstein, Maynila, Great Temeria, Gordio, Yngaevonia, Paulotzia, Suburb, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, New Putzistan, Greater Amerigo, Eloscape, United-Marrshmallows, Budraria, Lillarro, Yoyo997, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, Modern Sin, North West Ko, Astral Unity, Skyhawk Clan, Lauritania, King Klan, Gringleshwartz, Caronal, Solememorsdustindia, Pyntuma, AmirRasdan, Attos, Baldorium, Western Karya, The Fourth Landing of Angels, Democratic Republic of One, The Galactic Empire v3, Pacificina, Republic of the Silver Hand, Synnaraka, Mouzone, The Knights who say Neee, Mayhem and Melee, Robbonia, Crown-Alliance, Imperial Eggplant, Nepenthaceae, Arkdia, Free Kodak Black, Southern New England, Vermangale, Republic of Anchuria, Arkarya, Earth Federal Union, EXFORD, Putinski, Eirinea, Le Libertia, Grenver, Marcilandia, Cadoreni, The Federalist Unions, Akahaina, Treysil and the Apill Isles, New Aweic Wirs, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Pirataria, Elaeria, Wellser, Spiderman, Angeliki, Naboi, The Empire of Humanity, Jans Republic, The Land of Whosiwhatsits, Lethen, Nordeptious, Mediocrea, Formacia, Fausthdom, Great Regnon, Angfal, Vietnam Motherland, That place we just found, Byzantiumum, Cristorialand, Siparian, Norburn, United Republic Of RoChu, Beeurdicus, Westmaria, Varnya, Tirisfal, Socrastan, Astrodan, Glorika, Anousland, Estrio, 2209, Julse, Wormwood Creek, Erica, The Doves, Appathiselea, The New Emerald Isles, Potatamoto, Klintersky, Kelvinia North, Britannica Francia, Islamic nation of southeast asia, BooBooBus, Socialist kefka, Haydia, Malashaan Colony, Perneas, Greater Arbaich, Newer Iowa, Vorrodalan, Dendart, Granitt, Vietlambodiamardesh, Taunussia, Occidenes, Rydan, Kaytteria, Parelon, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWMWWWWWW, United States of France, Cheki breki, and North Cascades.

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