by Max Barry

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Game Moderator
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 244th Best Weather: 377th
The Married Moderator Mouse of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population35.252 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Married Moderator Mouse of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 35.252 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,412 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,278 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 1,367th in the world and 31st in Europeia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 112 Valid Endorsements.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 244thBest Weather: 377thLargest Populations: 436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 667thLargest Black Market: 677thHighest Economic Output: 683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 866thMost Beautiful Environments: 969thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,367thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,492ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,707thHighest Crime Rates: 2,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,298thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,497thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,944thMost Developed: 3,366thHighest Average Incomes: 4,942ndMost Stationary: 5,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,394thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,874thLargest Retail Industry: 9,646thLargest Governments: 10,938thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,604thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,290thNudest: 14,406thMost Inclusive: 14,737th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionMost Average: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionNudest: 82nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 112 » Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, Raghallaigh, Trollfaceia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, Akeland, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Twilight Imperium, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, --Neo-America--, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, The Knights who say Neee, Le Libertia, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Lethen, Mediocrea, Avok Island, United American Regions, Benthamania, Ashie, Aexnidaral, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Dictator Anna 10, Spudlandia, Liveropolis, Awesomepotomia, Arqhua, Free Rosabell, Illyrda, Woodleland, Greater Louisianne, The Land of Cows, P0ptr0pica, Estanglia, Kroll Union, Trackeendy, Union Lysk, Mousa Liberty, The Liberal Country of Greenland, Thatcher Whitehall, and 62 others.Brickfield, Skvarzhava, Corbien, Eloscape, Genistan, Unisteia, Tomaenia, Igueranel, Vuzalex, United-Marrshmallows, Elaeria, The Tugboat Complex, Vlazinova, Lastovipol, Liberepublia, The Ben Shapiro Show, Serielye, Potchen, IrisTheFlower, Yuposia, Great Eldaria, The Xeraji Empire, Polgaria, Former Raxhiria, Astrellan, Pirataria, Swerists, Ipsonasia, West Winterfell, Purgitz, OrcUsk, Arvigiel, The United Peoples of Centrism, Muertio, Serpahima, Blusterlands, Gebodwits, Sunny place, Yugarritia, Poquaoi, Testnationia, Agapetopia, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Dark Existance, Renmont, North Stenia, Possibly this, Clialaad, SlackOLandia, Bukowina, Gooblaria, Worse Ireland, The Democratic Peoples, Terra Venti, BENNYRICHY, Pon Lintang, Kical Popialand, Yuhania, Grimbleweed, Blixtland, Douchland, and Kaboomlandia.

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