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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 3rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 209th
The Peek-a-Boo Players of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Regional Influence
Supreme Chancellor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Peek-a-Boo Players of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.416 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,494 trillion flying monkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,532 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 20,762nd in the world and 265th in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.79 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Influential: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 209thBest Weather: 291stLargest Populations: 479thLargest Black Market: 488thHighest Economic Output: 613thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 650thMost Beautiful Environments: 778thMost Advanced Public Education: 969thHealthiest Citizens: 1,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,181stSmartest Citizens: 1,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,353rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,391stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,630thHighest Crime Rates: 2,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,759thMost Developed: 2,814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,597thHighest Average Incomes: 3,741stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,330thLargest Retail Industry: 6,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,329thTop
Most Stationary: 8,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,250thLargest Governments: 11,861stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,444thMost Armed: 12,668thMost Average: 14,080th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Average: 51st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 95th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 212 » Noahs Second Country, United Vietussia, Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Lindef, Ivelboria, Murden, ShinChonJi, Pope Joan, Lolcatistan, Gourmet With Genki, Peoplei, Northco, Toquasia, Biayla, Keyshia, Taarakia, Raghallaigh, Organized Scientists, Yugarritia, Dirdam, Anoynmous Members, Valentisa, Trollfaceia, Great Idel-Ural and Siberia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, The Havon, Patriotic Poland, Akeland, Sartaria, Kotenoka, Compris, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, New Spera, The Andines, Lastovipol, Hirnianika, Rucphen, Freed Isles, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Beandogs, Vanesaprincesa, Lokantalo, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, and 162 others.Varunapolis, The 9gagger, Tropiche, Bralia, Great Eldaria, Vanarun, Classical Bombay, Ilnmercy, Nippluania, Lamebabwe, Nova Germany, Cheesy Island, Omaha Utopia, The Tugboat Complex, The Orion Islands, --Neo-America--, Archology, The Vescillo Islands, Bardonia Islands, Ahis, Angakluk, Shonalandia, Schnitzengrubenstein, Maynila, Great Temeria, Gordio, Yngaevonia, Paulotzia, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Eloscape, United-Marrshmallows, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, Modern Sin, North West Ko, Astral Unity, Skyhawk Clan, Caronal, Pyntuma, AmirRasdan, Baldorium, Western Karya, Democratic Republic of One, The Galactic Empire v3, Pacificina, Republic of the Silver Hand, Synnaraka, Mouzone, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Imperial Eggplant, Nepenthaceae, Arkdia, Southern New England, Republic of Anchuria, Arkarya, Earth Federal Union, Putinski, Eirinea, Le Libertia, Grenver, Akahaina, Treysil and the Apill Isles, New Aweic Wirs, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Pirataria, Elaeria, The Empire of Humanity, Jans Republic, Lethen, Mediocrea, Great Regnon, Angfal, That place we just found, Byzantiumum, Cristorialand, Norburn, United Republic Of RoChu, Beeurdicus, Tirisfal, Glorika, Estrio, 2209, Julse, Erica, The New Emerald Isles, Potatamoto, Kelvinia North, Britannica Francia, Islamic nation of southeast asia, BooBooBus, Malashaan Colony, Newer Iowa, Vorrodalan, Dendart, Occidenes, Rydan, Kaytteria, United States of France, Cheki breki, North Cascades, Thierand, The LOTR Nerds, Avok Island, Zakanda, Southeast Rhodesia, Scouting, Trimotchi, Guacamole Club, The 50 United Kingdoms of America, Knappenstein, Porj, Breutonia, Senaint, Ensiger, Floorlandia, Djibowtee, Newigalippyrey, Avilon, Atlanctie, Abbag, Jacobitism, Vulpes Fusca, Helvard, United American Regions, Ambrollita, Warklandia, Divitaen, Vicilya, Megastraton, Gardien, Former Raxhiria, Aditya Republic, Caspia and Alborz, Marximia, Caletan, The Duckies, Bartiqa, Land Of Bobtopia, Stubbornia, Thoe Plaria, Potchen, Yan Chen, Baronum, Pinguinum, Dukovar, BorkaNork, Ice and Fire Empire, BENNYRICHY, Andreso, Benthamania, The Land of Devestation, Duchoia, Denorsweland, Prusha, Existingplace, Viridiland, Guinnstonia, and Nordevia.

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