by Max Barry

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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 252nd Best Weather: 353rd
The Married Moderator Mouse of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population34.208 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Married Moderator Mouse of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 34.208 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,191 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,219 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 15,455th in the world and 214th in Europeia for Most Inclusive, scoring 150.76 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 252ndBest Weather: 353rdLargest Populations: 436thLargest Black Market: 642ndHighest Economic Output: 668thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 709thMost Advanced Public Education: 873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 938thHealthiest Citizens: 1,202ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,305thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,423rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,480thSmartest Citizens: 1,659thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,288thHighest Crime Rates: 2,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,248thMost Developed: 4,141stHighest Average Incomes: 4,920thMost Stationary: 5,890thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,035thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,086thLargest Retail Industry: 10,545thLargest Governments: 11,296thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,674thNudest: 13,961stMost Inclusive: 15,455th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Average: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Armed: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionNudest: 96th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 132 » Samuelstani, St Adricsburg, Murden, Pope Joan, Peoplei, Raghallaigh, Yugarritia, Trollfaceia, FedRabbistan, Meackers, Ecrye, Akeland, Beriwen, Katkasistan, Cortlandt Manor, Twilight Imperium, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, Nivgrad, United Northen States Canada, Bralia, --Neo-America--, Gustavpolis, Basement Kitteh, Greater Amerigo, Budraria, Precisely Nothing, Wollastonite, North West Ko, The Knights who say Neee, Robbonia, Le Libertia, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Lethen, Mediocrea, Avok Island, United American Regions, Benthamania, Ashie, Aexnidaral, United Visegrad, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Dictator Anna 10, Spudlandia, Old Drina, Liveropolis, Unified Saturnine Poleis, Awesomepotomia, Arqhua, Free Rosabell, Illyrda, and 82 others.Woodleland, Frasuly, Greater Louisianne, The Land of Cows, Norburn, P0ptr0pica, Estanglia, Kroll Union, Treir, Trackeendy, Union Lysk, New Fenyr, Mousa Liberty, Ivelboria, The Liberal Country of Greenland, Thatcher Whitehall, Brickfield, Skvarzhava, Mooberg, Corbien, Eloscape, Genistan, Unisteia, United Kingdoms of Redania, Tomaenia, Havenwelle, Igueranel, Nepos, Vuzalex, United-Marrshmallows, Elaeria, Holahta, The Tugboat Complex, Vlazinova, Lastovipol, Haagland, The Democratic Peoples, Issrak-om, Liberepublia, FederationofAmerica, Monroevia, Prabhupa, Athenalion, The Ben Shapiro Show, GraVandius, Whitmark, Kuominwave, Serielye, Saturet, Potchen, IrisTheFlower, Clialaad, Duquesa, Yuposia, Calusahatchii, Great Eldaria, Vierland, The Xeraji Empire, Polgaria, Former Raxhiria, Astrellan, Pirataria, Randompopolis, Malus Somnia, Acapais, Swerists, Ipsonasia, West Winterfell, Celtian, Purgitz, Orcusk, Klosety, Arvigiel, InclassBTW, The United Peoples of Centrism, Utopic Philippines, Brightlake, East Vimoarrane, Chamahalinionstan, Muertio, Noahs Second Country, and Serpahima.

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