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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,800thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,607th
The Community of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our mountains shall cause blood
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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MountTopia

Population199 million

Currencyhilltop
AnimalMountain goat

The Community of MountTopia is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 199 million MountTopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong MountTopian economy, worth 13.6 trillion hilltops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,153 hilltops, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, and citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MountTopia's national animal is the Mountain goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MountTopia is ranked 163,867th in the world and 1,421st in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 41.5220914814 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,800thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,607th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 390th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 475th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 516th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 538th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 552nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 566th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 604th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MountTopia's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : MountTopia was endorsed by The Devastation of Cro Magnon.
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants.
  • : MountTopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in MountTopia, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".

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