The Armed Republic of Mount Beacon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hetmann Nikolo Giamov with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.463 billion Tovariches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D12 Bunker Complex. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tovariche economy, worth 183 trillion Groschens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,553 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, refugees from other nations are flocking to Mount Beacon's border, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and television executives are interested in turning Hetmann Nikolo Giamov's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount Beacon's national animal is the Marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mount Beacon is ranked 288,235^th in the world and 232^nd in The Free Nations Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.17 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.