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Most Stationary: 18,485th
The Volcanic African Queen of
Democratic Socialists
Masai 'Ngaje Ngai'
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mount-Kilimanjaro

Population9.284 billion

CapitalMoshi
Leaderthe Volcano Goddess
FaithVulcanism

Currencytremor
AnimalGazelle

The Volcanic African Queen of Mount-Kilimanjaro is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Volcano Goddess with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.284 billion Mount-Kilimanjaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moshi. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Mount-Kilimanjaroan economy, worth 305 trillion tremors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,882 tremors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount-Kilimanjaro's national animal is the Gazelle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vulcanism.

Mount-Kilimanjaro is ranked 35,680th in the world and 1st in African Kingdom for Most Secular, with 32.88 Atheism Rate.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Mount-Kilimanjaro's influence in African Kingdom rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Mount-Kilimanjaro's influence in African Kingdom fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Mount-Kilimanjaro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Mount-Kilimanjaro, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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