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The Volcanic African Queen of
Democratic Socialists
Masai 'Ngaje Ngai'
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mount-Kilimanjaro

Population10.923 billion

CapitalMoshi
Leaderthe Volcano Goddess
FaithVulcanism

Currencytremor
AnimalGazelle

The Volcanic African Queen of Mount-Kilimanjaro is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Volcano Goddess with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 10.923 billion Mount-Kilimanjaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moshi. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Mount-Kilimanjaroan economy, worth 355 trillion tremors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,562 tremors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount-Kilimanjaro's national animal is the Gazelle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vulcanism.

Mount-Kilimanjaro is ranked 116,801st in the world and 1st in African Kingdom for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 2,396.1 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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