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Rudest Citizens: 190thMost Armed: 271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 288th
The Potatoes the Pope has little of
Capitalist Paradise
Hawaii, he he he
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Moths with headphones

Population2.908 billion

CapitalTHE STUTTGART
LeaderJYEPHPHYER
FaithSATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA

Currencydollar
Animalmoth

The Potatoes the Pope has little of Moths with headphones is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by JYEPHPHYER with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.908 billion Moths with headphones are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE STUTTGART. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moths with headphones economy, worth 554 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 190,510 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,962 per year while the poor average 2,237, a ratio of 779 to 1.

New treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, copyright laws have been abolished, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moths with headphones's national animal is the moth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA.

Moths with headphones is ranked 253,916th in the world and 10,698th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.53 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 190thMost Armed: 271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 288thHighest Crime Rates: 289thMost Ignorant Citizens: 304thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 306thMost Avoided: 373rdFattest Citizens: 389thLargest Retail Industry: 528thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 665thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 876thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,932ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,068thMost Devout: 2,120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,422ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,801stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,816thMost Primitive: 3,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,569thLargest Mining Sector: 4,951stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,999thMost Efficient Economies: 6,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,900thHighest Average Incomes: 7,934thNudest: 7,964thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,603rdMost Patriotic: 11,270thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,383rdMost Pro-Market: 17,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,960thHighest Drug Use: 21,720th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Primitive: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 115th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 137th in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 240th in the regionMost Patriotic: 246th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 267th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 318th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 369th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 389th in the regionLargest Black Market: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 585th in the regionMost Stationary: 760th in the regionLargest Populations: 981st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, JYEPHPHYER's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Moths with headphones, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle.

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