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Most Subsidized Industry: 219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 454thMost Efficient Economies: 487th
The Sultanate of
Father Knows Best State
-- hard to top awesome -- We are Awesome --
Sultan Shehzaad
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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MotherLand of awESomEiSm

Population18.085 billion

CapitalPort awESomE
LeaderSultan Shehzaad


The Sultanate of MotherLand of awESomEiSm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Shehzaad with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.085 billion MotherLand of awESomEiSmians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port awESomE. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient MotherLand of awESomEiSmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,784 trillion Awesomoneys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,240 Awesomoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick AwesoLions for amusement, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MotherLand of awESomEiSm's national animal is the AwesoLion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is aWesome.

MotherLand of awESomEiSm is ranked 8,944th in the world and 386th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,893.84 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 454thMost Efficient Economies: 487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 555thMost Devout: 878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,567thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,904thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,720thHighest Economic Output: 3,318thBest Weather: 3,474thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,702ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,964thHighest Average Incomes: 5,920thHealthiest Citizens: 7,775thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,814thLargest Populations: 10,182ndMost Armed: 11,845thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,565thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,615thLargest Retail Industry: 13,517thSmartest Citizens: 15,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,384thLargest Governments: 18,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,676th
Most Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 154th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Populations: 306th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 386th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 394th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 491st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionMost Armed: 514th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 599th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 615th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 640th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 656th in the region

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