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Highest Crime Rates: 3,873rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,171stMost Avoided: 8,567th
The FReE lAnD of
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MoThER aNaRChY LOVes hER chIldREnS

Population1.114 billion

CapitalThe Seat of Government
LeaderAnarchist Dictator

CurrencyMoney
AnimalNone

The FReE lAnD of MoThER aNaRChY LOVes hER chIldREnS is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anarchist Dictator with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.114 billion Freelanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Seat of Government. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Freelander economy, worth 53.8 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,303 Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,316 per year while the poor average 3,478, a ratio of 84.9 to 1.

The love has gone in MoThER aNaRChY LOVes hER chIldREnS, Anarchist Dictator's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and Anarchist Dictator has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MoThER aNaRChY LOVes hER chIldREnS's national animal is the None, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MoThER aNaRChY LOVes hER chIldREnS is ranked 107,979th in the world and 63rd in Equilism for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,873rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,171stMost Avoided: 8,567thFattest Citizens: 9,979thLargest Retail Industry: 12,591stTop
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Most Armed: 13,674thHighest Drug Use: 18,364thMost Pro-Market: 18,525thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,621stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,402ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,587th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the region

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