Population | 28.411 billion |
Capital | Oompa Loompa |
Leader | Pinky and The Brain |
Currency | Pooington |
Animal | Dog |
The Glorious Republic of Mostly Benevolent is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pinky and The Brain with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 28.411 billion Mostly Benevolentians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oompa Loompa. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Mostly Benevolentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,224 trillion Pooingtons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,293 Pooingtons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Mostly Benevolentian weed picker are way up, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Mostly Benevolentian citizenship in droves, and facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mostly Benevolent's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mostly Benevolent is ranked 13,478th in the world and 699th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mostly Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Mostly Benevolent, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
- : Following new legislation in Mostly Benevolent, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Mostly Benevolentian citizenship in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Mostly Benevolent, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Mostly Benevolentian weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Mostly Benevolent, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Mostly Benevolent, astronauts take one small step for Mostly Benevolent and one giant step backward from confrontation.
- : Mostly Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Mostly Benevolent was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Mostly Benevolent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Mostly Benevolent, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.