Population | 1.187 billion |
Capital | Thunder clan camp |
Leader | Mosskit |
Faith | TGRism |
Currency | Prey |
Animal | Cats |
The Kingdom of Mosskit is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mosskit with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.187 billion Mosskitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunder clan camp. The average income tax rate is 61.2%.
The Mosskitian economy, worth 73.2 trillion Preys a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,703 Preys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Mosskit is the self-declared God of all Mosskit, Mosskitians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mosskit's national animal is the Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TGRism.
Mosskit is ranked 242,120th in the world and 5th in The New Gran Republic for Most Average, scoring 27.8 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years.
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, Mosskitians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
- : Mosskit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Mosskit changed its national faith to "TGRism".
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, Mosskit is the self-declared God of all Mosskit.
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Mosskitian pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
- : Following new legislation in Mosskit, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.