The People's Republic of Moslvenia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nikolai Vozensky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.149 billion Moslvenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamińskia. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Moslvenian economy, worth 247 trillion Moslvenian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,605 Moslvenian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moslvenia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Moslvenia is ranked 193,344^th in the world and 207^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 57.48 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.