The Dictatorship of Moskovskie is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.31 billion Moskovskieans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velikoglebsk. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Moskovskiean economy, worth 110 trillion rublis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,513 rublis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moskovskie's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Moskovskie is ranked 59,748^th in the world and 242^nd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.74 bananas ingested per day.