The Kliencic Juche of Morshikaru is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dario Noscodez with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.298 billion Morshikarese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Rico. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Morshikarese economy, worth 261 trillion Orimas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,723 Orimas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Dyamik Sea, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Los Rico Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Morshikaru's national animal is the Dyamik, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morshikaru is ranked 212,559^th in the world and 353^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.