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Most Patriotic: 2,715thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,009th
The Kliencic Juche of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Spreading the worker’s dream, one nation at a time…
Dario Noscodez
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.298 billion

CapitalLos Rico
LeaderDario Noscodez


The Kliencic Juche of Morshikaru is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dario Noscodez with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.298 billion Morshikarese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Rico. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Morshikarese economy, worth 261 trillion Orimas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,723 Orimas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Dyamik Sea, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Los Rico Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Morshikaru's national animal is the Dyamik, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morshikaru is ranked 212,559th in the world and 353rd in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 2,715thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,009thTop
Most Conservative: 3,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,830thMost Avoided: 5,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,241stLargest Mining Sector: 6,450thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,199thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,786thMost Authoritarian: 8,315thLargest Black Market: 12,379thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,818thLowest Crime Rates: 28,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 28,466thMost Secular: 28,973rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 45th in the region

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