The Constitutional monarchy of Morractia Lern is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Jacob romus I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 883 million Morractia Lernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morractia Lernian economy, worth 95.4 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,080 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, there's a mortuary next to every Morractia Lernian restaurant, Jacob romus I sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morractia Lern's national animal is the Royal morractia lern Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morractia Lern is ranked 114,778^th in the world and 24^th in THE W0RLD for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,626.02 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.