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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 968thSafest: 1,878th
The Meritocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Justice, Honour, Truth, and Virtue
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Moronist Decisions

Population20.352 billion

Leaderthe Lion

Animale coli

The Meritocracy of Moronist Decisions is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Lion with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.352 billion Moronist Decisionsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Moronist Decisionsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Powerpoints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,479 Powerpoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Moronist Decisionsian lands, and Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moronist Decisions's national animal is the e coli, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moronist Decisions is ranked 207,321st in the world and 6,818th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Safest: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 188th in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionMost Secular: 267th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 343rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 470th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 479th in the regionMost Pacifist: 521st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 586th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 659th in the regionLargest Governments: 659th in the region

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