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Most Authoritarian: 6,453rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,927thMost Conservative: 9,203rd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
E Tu Brute
Brad Cooper
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Morlodanian

Population2.722 billion

CapitalIphando
LeaderBrad Cooper
FaithChristianity

Currencykrona
Animalcrocodile

The Dictatorship of Morlodanian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Brad Cooper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.722 billion Morlodanianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iphando. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The large but inefficient Morlodanianian economy, worth 104 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,352 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and every day at 4am Morlodanianians wake to pray for the sun to rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morlodanian's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Morlodanian is ranked 75,606th in the world and 93rd in Oneid for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51.62 Whatever.

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Most Authoritarian: 6,453rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,927thMost Conservative: 9,203rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,935thMost Devout: 16,619thSafest: 20,221stMost Extreme: 23,621st
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Safest: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Morlodanian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, every day at 4am Morlodanianians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Morlodanian changed its national capital to "Iphando", its faith to "Christianity", and its leader to "Brad Cooper".
  • : Morlodanian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, Brad Cooper has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
  • : Following new legislation in Morlodanian, Christianity has been named as Morlodanian's national religion.

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