The Allied States of Moriari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.458 billion Moriarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moriarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion pups a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,758 pups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', and saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moriari's national animal is the Coydog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moriari is ranked 204,097^th in the world and 5,734^th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -20.54 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.