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Most Advanced Public Transport: 805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 904thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,160th
The Forest Realm of
Libertarian Police State
Be Polite to Cthulhu
Lady Galadriel
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.692 billion

LeaderLady Galadriel


The Forest Realm of MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Galadriel with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.692 billion Sentient Beings are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lothlórien. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient MorganFreemanKarlMarxLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,535 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,378 Memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand's national animal is the Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cthulhuism.

MorganFreemanKarlMarxLand is ranked 240,334th in the world and 430th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -12.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 904thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,959thMost Pacifist: 2,176thTop
Most Developed: 2,611thNicest Citizens: 3,065thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,081stMost Inclusive: 3,118thLargest Governments: 3,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,743rdSmartest Citizens: 4,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,325thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,543rdBest Weather: 5,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,511thMost Cultured: 7,618thLowest Crime Rates: 9,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,521stHealthiest Citizens: 10,884thHighest Economic Output: 11,334thMost Secular: 12,018thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,448thMost Efficient Economies: 13,461stHighest Drug Use: 17,000thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,033rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the region

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