by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 178thLargest Insurance Industry: 212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 262nd
The Nameless Land of
Corporate Police State
One ring to rule them all.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population20.051 billion

Leaderthe Dark Lord Sauron
Faiththe dark religion

Animalravenous orc

The Nameless Land of Mordor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Dark Lord Sauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.051 billion Mordorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-dr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mordorian economy, worth a remarkable 7,484 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 373,258 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,193,218 per year while the poor average 7,551, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Mordorian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', Barad-dr's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Ravenous orc Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mordor's national animal is the ravenous orc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the dark religion.

Mordor is ranked 216,161st in the world and 31st in Mordor for Most Politically Free, scoring 4.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 178thLargest Insurance Industry: 212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 341stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 520thMost Efficient Economies: 523rdMost Avoided: 558thFattest Citizens: 562ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 792ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 798thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 818thHighest Economic Output: 868thMost Armed: 952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 962ndHighest Average Incomes: 992ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,077thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,090thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,162ndMost Devout: 1,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,461stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,527thLowest Crime Rates: 2,049thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,156thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,743rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,996thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,298thLargest Governments: 3,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,808thNudest: 3,894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,562ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,583rdLargest Populations: 6,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,320thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,338thMost Conservative: 15,178thMost Pro-Market: 19,091stMost Extreme: 21,634th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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