Population | 3.234 billion |
Currency | crypto sonn |
Animal | moose |
The Confederacy of Moose Valley is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.234 billion confederates enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient confederete economy, worth 474 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 146,831 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, there are no more heroes any more, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moose Valley's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Moose Valley is ranked 20,877th in the world and 5th in Krillin for Most Income Equality, scoring 78.58 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Moose Valley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, email killed the radio star.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
- : Moose Valley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : Following new legislation in Moose Valley, former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children.