Largest Publishing Industry: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 48th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd
The Holy Green Empire of
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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.258 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,182 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,204 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 151,056th in the world and 293rd in Gay for Most Average, scoring 19.51 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Publishing Industry: 32ndHighest Crime Rates: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62ndMost Armed: 69thMost Rebellious Youth: 143rdRudest Citizens: 451stMost Beautiful Environments: 501stMost Cultured: 743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 769thBest Weather: 827thSmartest Citizens: 1,237thMost Developed: 1,320thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,739thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,798thLargest Populations: 1,928thHighest Economic Output: 2,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,078thMost Politically Free: 2,579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,444thLargest Black Market: 3,457thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,070thHealthiest Citizens: 5,156thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,575thNudest: 7,207thHighest Drug Use: 7,251stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,536thMost Extreme: 8,862ndMost Influential: 10,469thMost Devout: 13,569thHighest Average Incomes: 15,469th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the region

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