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Largest Publishing Industry: 29th Highest Crime Rates: 48th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd
The Holy Green Empire of
Anarchy
(crunching)
Doofus McMoosus
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.137 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,298 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,204 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 148,796th in the world and 223rd in Gay for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.29 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62ndMost Armed: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 145thMost Beautiful Environments: 585thRudest Citizens: 599thMost Cultured: 853rdBest Weather: 931stLongest Average Lifespans: 954thSmartest Citizens: 1,472ndTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,664thMost Developed: 1,671stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,915thLargest Populations: 1,925thMost Efficient Economies: 2,025thHighest Economic Output: 2,097thMost Politically Free: 3,237thLargest Black Market: 3,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,320thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,294thHealthiest Citizens: 5,390thNudest: 6,469thHighest Drug Use: 7,237thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,015thMost Devout: 12,679th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the region

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