The Republic of Moons Tears is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 1.864 billion Moons Tearsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The Moons Tearsian economy, worth 91.2 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,905 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moons Tears's national animal is the falcon.

Moons Tears is ranked 94,636^th in the world and 1,095^th in Suspicious for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,127.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.