The Federal Republic of Moo-Moo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Gace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.504 billion Moo-Mooans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peacock. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Moo-Mooan economy, worth 268 trillion Cowells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,644 Cowells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moo-Moo's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moo-Moo is ranked 64,646^th in the world and 3,611^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,446.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.