The Federal Republic of Moo-Moo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Gace with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.848 billion Moo-Mooans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peacock. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Moo-Mooan economy, worth 179 trillion Cowells a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,079 Cowells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moo-Moo's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moo-Moo is ranked 22,455^th in the world and 1,123^rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 107.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.