The Kingdom of Montmorencia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.147 billion Montmorencians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunder Bay. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Montmorencian economy, worth a remarkable 4,161 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 316,573 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Montmorencia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Montmorencia is ranked 244,447^th in the world and 22^nd in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Primitive, scoring -824.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.