The Kingdom of Montmorencia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.746 billion Montmorencians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunder Bay. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Montmorencian economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 317,407 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the treehouse in Elk Park is the tallest building in Montmorencia, and public toilets are famed for their rear entries. Crime is totally unknown. Montmorencia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Montmorencia is ranked 215,440^th in the world and 25^th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.15 kickbacks per hour.