The Republic of Montmorencia is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.558 billion Montmorencians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunder Bay. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Montmorencian economy, worth a remarkable 4,947 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,027 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the government is reining in public spending, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Montmorencia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Montmorencia is ranked 5,712^th in the world and 1^st in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Patriotic, with 55.96 flags saluted per person per day.