The Green Republic of Montevento is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Doge Christian Saavedra with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.331 billion Monteventanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Città di San Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Monteventani economy, worth 148 trillion Monteventani Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 111,671 Monteventani Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Montevento's national animal is the Agouti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Montevento is ranked 159,323^rd in the world and 13^th in United Forum of Nations for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.21 Missed References Per Hour.