Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th Most Developed: 9th Most Advanced Public Education: 11th
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The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Julie Packard with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.078 billion Monterey Bay Aquaristss enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monterey Bay Aquariumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,568 trillion kelps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 253,510 kelps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, billions of kelps are being poured into a space program, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is totally unknown. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 158,666th in the world and 2nd in Monterey for Most Primitive, scoring -446.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thMost Developed: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18thLongest Average Lifespans: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27thLeast Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 31stBest Weather: 43rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60thHealthiest Citizens: 64thMost Rebellious Youth: 88thNicest Citizens: 89thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thSmartest Citizens: 101stMost Compassionate Citizens: 122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 127thMost Cultured: 129thLargest Governments: 182ndSafest: 182ndMost Pacifist: 195thLargest Publishing Industry: 402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 698thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,193rdMost Inclusive: 1,217thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,637thHighest Economic Output: 1,696thHighest Average Incomes: 1,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,012thLowest Crime Rates: 4,895thMost Secular: 6,837thLargest Populations: 7,054thMost Politically Free: 7,595thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,390thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,733rd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monterey Bay Aquarium was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, billions of kelps are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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