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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Population16.292 billion

CapitalThe Great Tide Pool
LeaderJulie Packard
FaithAnimism

Currencykelp
Animalsea otter

The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Julie Packard with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.292 billion Monterey Bay Aquarists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monterey Bay Aquariumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,630 trillion kelps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 284,202 kelps, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 84th in the world and 1st in Monterey for Smartest Citizens, with 343.66 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thMost Developed: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 20thMost Beautiful Environments: 20thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rdBest Weather: 46thLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stHealthiest Citizens: 69thSmartest Citizens: 84thMost Rebellious Youth: 88thHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rdNicest Citizens: 111thMost Cultured: 114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 118thLargest Governments: 138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 140thMost Pacifist: 201stSafest: 263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 644thMost Inclusive: 1,254thHighest Economic Output: 1,307thHighest Average Incomes: 1,617thMost Efficient Economies: 1,622ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,143rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,120thHighest Drug Use: 5,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,824thLargest Populations: 6,048thTop
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Most Secular: 10,942ndNudest: 11,090thMost Stationary: 14,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,599thMost Influential: 16,230th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Monterey Bay Aquarium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, sea otters have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Monterey Bay Aquarium, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.

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