The Republic of Monsone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Frederick Geiger with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.244 billion Monsonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seversvik. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monsonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion Federalisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,974 Federalisks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and Frederick Geiger claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Monsone's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Monsone is ranked 4,103^rd in the world and 4^th in Cape of Good Hope for Rudest Citizens, with 157.63 Insults Per Minute.