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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 655thLargest Retail Industry: 1,506th
The Tier King of Ubers of
Corporate Police State
Land shall grow
Groudon
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mons magnus

Population1.699 billion

CapitalQuilava
LeaderGroudon
FaithCult of Groudon

Currencytorkal
Animallava

The Tier King of Ubers of Mons magnus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Groudon with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.699 billion Mons magnusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quilava. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mons magnusian economy, worth 331 trillion torkals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,194 torkals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,780,047 per year while the poor average 2,382, a ratio of 747 to 1.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Mons magnusian Hungry Games, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mons magnus's national animal is the lava, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Groudon.

Mons magnus is ranked 2,833rd in the world and 1st in Sakura Empire for Most Armed, with 13.26 Weapons Per Person.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 655thLargest Retail Industry: 1,506thMost Avoided: 1,741stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,202ndFattest Citizens: 2,367thMost Secular: 2,385thTop
5%
Most Armed: 2,833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,088thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,417thLargest Mining Sector: 4,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,907thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,945thMost Efficient Economies: 6,342ndMost Conservative: 6,869thHighest Average Incomes: 7,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,641stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,642ndRudest Citizens: 10,869thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,819thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,277thMost Pro-Market: 22,433rdLargest Governments: 23,238thMost Extreme: 23,782nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mons magnus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Mons magnusian Hungry Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Mons magnus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mons magnus, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.

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