The Jingoistic States of Monkey 222 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.991 billion Monkey 222ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The Monkey 222ian economy, worth 467 trillion sometings a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,498 sometings, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Monkey 222's national animal is the monkey.

Monkey 222 is ranked 238,455^th in the world and 618^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.85 law-abiding acts per hour.