Population | 11.486 billion |
Capital | Monkey City |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | monkey |
The Republic of Monkey 1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.486 billion Monkey 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey City. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.
The strong Monkey 1ian economy, worth 735 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,054 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkey 1's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Monkey 1 is ranked 29,290th in the world and 6,138th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,373.05441985572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Monkey 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Monkey 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : Monkey 1 was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 12 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Monkey 1 was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 17 million survivors.
- : Monkey 1 was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 14 million survivors.
- : Monkey 1's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Monkey 1's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Monkey 1's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Monkey 1's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Monkey 1 relocated from The Rejected Realms to Chicken overlords.