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Most Stationary: 29,290th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Monkey 1

Population11.486 billion

CapitalMonkey City

Currencyrupee
Animalmonkey

The Republic of Monkey 1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 11.486 billion Monkey 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey City. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The strong Monkey 1ian economy, worth 735 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,054 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkey 1's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkey 1 is ranked 29,290th in the world and 6,138th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 1,373.05441985572 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 67th in the regionMost Conservative: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 168th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionMost Secular: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 208th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionMost Income Equality: 295th in the regionMost Average: 351st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 490th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 911th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,237th in the region

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