Population | 7.501 billion |
Capital | Chimpan city |
Currency | Banana |
Animal | Monkey |
The Chimp's Republic of MonkeMafiaTopia is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.501 billion Chimps enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimpan city. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving MonkeMafiaTopian economy, worth 523 trillion Bananas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,736 Bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and Leader has just been declared ruler of MonkeMafiaTopia in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MonkeMafiaTopia's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
MonkeMafiaTopia is ranked 212,574th in the world and 3,954th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 34.83940131388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MonkeMafiaTopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : MonkeMafiaTopia relocated from Balder to The North Pacific.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia altered its national flag.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia was refounded in Balder.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of New Chiken.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia was endorsed by The Mummy knows best of McMasterdonia.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia was endorsed by The Abc of Verderiesdre.
- : MonkeMafiaTopia was endorsed by The Free Land of Arostica.