The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.281 billion Monianolians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 8,713 trillion Kols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 570,202 Kols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,618,224 per year while the poor average 15,697, a ratio of 294 to 1.

In pet stores nationwide Owls are growing in popularity, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Monianolians, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 1,446^th in the world and 59^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.