The Khanate of Mongolian Hordes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.903 billion Mongolian Horders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanlig Ordon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The thriving Mongol Hordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,693 trillion Rublis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,490 Rublis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 525,694 per year while the poor average 27,253, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, state media insists that the Khan is the most fashionable leader in Monarchist League, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mongolian Hordes's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mongolian Hordes is ranked 123,410^th in the world and 3^rd in Monarchist League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,085.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.