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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,460th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,823rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,995th
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Father Knows Best State
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Monforte

Population6.816 billion

CapitalMonfortinho
LeaderH Highness
FaithProgressive Christianity

CurrencyMonforti
Animalwolf

The Principality of Monforte is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by H Highness with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.816 billion Monforteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monfortinho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Monfortean economy, worth 724 trillion Monfortis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,352 Monfortis, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, H Highness is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monforte's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Progressive Christianity.

Monforte is ranked 153,828th in the world and 18th in Teremara for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,995thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,402ndMost Cultured: 7,803rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,431stBest Weather: 8,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,869thSafest: 8,934thMost Developed: 8,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,658thHealthiest Citizens: 9,755thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,893rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,464thNicest Citizens: 12,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,024thMost Pacifist: 13,025thLargest Governments: 13,766thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,161stMost Efficient Economies: 16,166th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monforte changed its national leader to "H Highness".
  • : Following new legislation in Monforte, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Monforte, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Monforte, H Highness is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Monforte was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Monforte was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Monforte was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Monforte was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Monforte, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Monforte, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.

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