The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 45.847 billion Moneystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneystanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,190 trillion golden spiders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,845 golden spiders, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, voting is voluntary, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moneystan's national animal is the golden spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moneystan is ranked 10,720^th in the world and 14^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 436,298 Standard Monetary Units.