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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,673rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Kukaan ei ole yhteensä
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
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Monaco Nordic League

Population1.471 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderKing Albert V
FaithNordism

CurrencySilver
AnimalWolf

The Constitutional Monarchy of Monaco Nordic League is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Albert V with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 1.471 billion Monaco Nordic Leagueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monaco Nordic Leaguean economy, worth 150 trillion Silvers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,984 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to King Albert V, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monaco Nordic League's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordism.

Monaco Nordic League is ranked 157,725th in the world and 302nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,673rdMost Influential: 7,488thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,266thMost Pacifist: 11,184thMost Average: 12,384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,519thMost Developed: 13,742ndNicest Citizens: 16,239thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,505thLargest Black Market: 16,949thMost Inclusive: 17,126th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monaco Nordic League was endorsed by The Empire of Andmaria.
  • : Monaco Nordic League was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to King Albert V.
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Monaco Nordic League was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Monaco Nordic League, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.

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