The Grand Duchy of Mon Sold is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 531 million Mon Soldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arberghast. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mon Soldian economy, worth 30.0 trillion jolsts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,568 jolsts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mon Soldians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mon Sold's national animal is the bowhead whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mon Sold is ranked 104,804^th in the world and 5,827^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,160.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.