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Largest Retail Industry: 1,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,758thMost Efficient Economies: 2,290th
The Queendom of
Corporate Bordello
Cheer Up Baby
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Momo Hirai

Population5.617 billion

CapitalKyotanabe
LeaderQueen Momo I
FaithShintoism

CurrencyOncecoin
Animalraccoon

The Queendom of Momo Hirai is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Momo I with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.617 billion Momostanis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyotanabe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Momostani economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Oncecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 251,443 Oncecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,162,779 per year while the poor average 32,802, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Some Momostani athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Momo Hirai's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Momo Hirai is ranked 61,279th in the world and 8th in Hallyu Sanctuary for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,517.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,758thMost Efficient Economies: 2,290thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,543rdRudest Citizens: 2,694thTop
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Most Armed: 3,189thMost Cultured: 3,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,502ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,949thMost Patriotic: 4,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,704thHighest Food Quality: 5,201stSmartest Citizens: 5,250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,417thMost Developed: 5,803rdLargest Governments: 5,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,574thMost Devout: 6,712thNicest Citizens: 6,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,471stLowest Crime Rates: 7,841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,026thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,329thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,422ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,758thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,166thMost Inclusive: 11,567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,735thHealthiest Citizens: 12,108thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,925thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,560thSafest: 23,695thMost Influential: 24,017thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,457thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,083rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, some Momostani athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Momo Hirai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, Momostani novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Queen Momo I.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Momo Hirai, neighboring nations are tired of Momo Hirai's big fish stories.

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