by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,309th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,593rd Largest Insurance Industry: 4,534th
The Vampire Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Direct all telegrams to Queen Yuno
Yuno Gasai
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Mommy Yuno

Population6.979 billion

LeaderYuno Gasai

AnimalKawaii Yandere

The Vampire Queendom of Mommy Yuno is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yuno Gasai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.979 billion Mommy Yunoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The all-consuming Mommy Yunoan economy, worth 897 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,545 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mommy Yuno's national animal is the Kawaii Yandere, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is teheheheehehheheeheheheheheheehehehehehe.

Mommy Yuno is ranked 51,733rd in the world and 1,641st in Yuno for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 66.57 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,309thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,593rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,775thLargest Mining Sector: 5,427thMost Avoided: 5,755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,811thFattest Citizens: 5,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,070thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,116thLargest Black Market: 8,764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,527thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,576th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Secular: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 153rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 172nd in the regionNudest: 199th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the region

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