by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,211th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,573rd Largest Insurance Industry: 4,488th
The Vampire Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Direct all telegrams to Queen Yuno
Yuno Gasai
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Mommy Yuno

Population7.175 billion

LeaderYuno Gasai

AnimalKawaii Yandere

The Vampire Queendom of Mommy Yuno is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yuno Gasai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.175 billion Mommy Yunoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The all-consuming Mommy Yunoan economy, worth 922 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,545 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mommy Yuno's national animal is the Kawaii Yandere, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is teheheheehehheheeheheheheheheehehehehehe.

Mommy Yuno is ranked 134,001st in the world and 1,773rd in Yuno for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 183.55 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,573rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,488thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,691stLargest Mining Sector: 5,330thMost Avoided: 5,653rdFattest Citizens: 5,779thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,949thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 7,943rdLargest Black Market: 8,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,561stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,737th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Secular: 79th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 173rd in the regionNudest: 189th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 211th in the region

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