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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,744th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,327th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,535th
The Matriarchy of
Corporate Bordello
The ceremony of innocence is drowned
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Mommy Selah

Population1.112 billion

CapitalYuno

CurrencyMoney
AnimalGorgon

The Matriarchy of Mommy Selah is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Gorgon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.112 billion Mommy Selahians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Mommy Selahian economy, worth 68.5 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,620 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,958 per year while the poor average 15,788, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mommy Selah's national animal is the Gorgon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mommy Selah is ranked 85,008th in the world and 129th in Texas for Highest Economic Output, with 68.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,744thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,327thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,535thFattest Citizens: 16,759th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mommy Selah's influence in Texas rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Mommy Selah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Mommy Selah relocated from Yuno to Texas.
  • : Mommy Selah relocated from Japan to Yuno.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Selah, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
  • : Mommy Selah was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Selah, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Selah, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Selah, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Mommy Selah, the industries of Mommy Selah are coughing all the way to the bank.

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