The Empire of Mommano Dicus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.976 billion Mommano Dicusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of trantol. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mommano Dicusian economy, worth 644 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,185 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, elections have recently been reintroduced to Mommano Dicus, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mommano Dicus's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flying spaghetti.

Mommano Dicus is ranked 24,252^nd in the world and 6^th in Saide System for Most Beautiful Environments, with 896.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.