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Most Conservative: 13,012thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,029thMost Authoritarian: 17,624th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Discipline, Work
President Aleksandar Vucic
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Momarbon

Population3.012 billion

CapitalLoznica
LeaderPresident Aleksandar Vucic
FaithSecularism

Currencydenier
Animalunicorn

The Republic of Momarbon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Aleksandar Vucic with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.012 billion Momarbonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loznica. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The Momarbonian economy, worth 142 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,419 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Momarbon's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Secularism.

Momarbon is ranked 128,740th in the world and 144th in Oneid for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 95,374 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Conservative: 13,012thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,029thMost Authoritarian: 17,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,447thSafest: 19,177thMost Pacifist: 19,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,278thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,873rdMost Devout: 22,530th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Momarbon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Momarbon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, builders across Momarbon are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Momarbon, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.

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