The Republic of Momarbon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Aleksandar Vucic with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.012 billion Momarbonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loznica. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The Momarbonian economy, worth 142 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,419 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Momarbon's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Secularism.

Momarbon is ranked 128,740^th in the world and 144^th in Oneid for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 95,374 Standard Monetary Units.