Population | 29.831 billion |
Capital | Lead City |
Leader | Shenanigans |
Currency | revenge |
Animal | therapy |
The Lipstick Traces of Molotov Love Bombs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Shenanigans with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.831 billion Molotov Love Bombsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lead City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but sluggish Molotov Love Bombsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion revenges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,659 revenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Molotov Love Bombsian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Shenanigans, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, reddish-brown is the new black, and Molotov Love Bombs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molotov Love Bombs's national animal is the therapy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Molotov Love Bombs is ranked 37,308th in the world and 3rd in Freedom and Justice Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molotov Love Bombs's influence in Freedom and Justice Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, Molotov Love Bombs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, Molotov Love Bombsian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Shenanigans.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, the therapy is a protected species.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Molotov Love Bombs, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.