by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,020thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,615thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,661st
The Socialist Federative States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Blood For Blood.
Menenite Kamlenk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.147 billion

CapitalGrand MesKow
LeaderMenenite Kamlenk

CurrencyGregorius Ruble's
AnimalEmperor Penguin

The Socialist Federative States of Molossiania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Menenite Kamlenk with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.147 billion Molossianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand MesKow. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Molossianian economy, worth 556 trillion Gregorius Ruble's a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,083 Gregorius Ruble's, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, going on a diet invalidates your passport, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molossiania's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Molossiania is ranked 64,855th in the world and 3,318th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,103.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,020thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,615thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,040thMost Developed: 8,253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,934thLargest Mining Sector: 9,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,895thTop
Largest Governments: 11,276thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,337thMost Influential: 11,978thMost Secular: 13,987thSmartest Citizens: 14,585thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,395thMost Authoritarian: 15,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,808thMost Efficient Economies: 16,988thHighest Average Incomes: 17,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,245th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 360th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 416th in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 641st in the regionLargest Black Market: 700th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 731st in the regionMost Secular: 750th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 767th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 775th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 809th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 820th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 921st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 929th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 949th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 966th in the region

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