The Kingdom of Molloco is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 594 million Mollocoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of palic. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mollocoan economy, worth 39.4 trillion pancels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,405 pancels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Mollocoan can expect a strongly worded letter, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molloco's national animal is the orangotang, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Molloco is ranked 154,853^rd in the world and 121^st in Africa for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,758.23 on the Hickory Productivity Index.