The Republic of Molies91 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.794 billion Molies91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Molies91ian economy, worth 423 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 151,425 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Molies91's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Molies91 is ranked 4,068th in the world and 258th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 572 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Molies91, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
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Molies91, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
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Molies91, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in
Molies91, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
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Molies91, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
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Molies91, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
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Molies91, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
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Molies91, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
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Molies91, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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Molies91, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.