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Most Ignorant Citizens: 999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,233rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From Many, One
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Molies91

Population2.794 billion

Currencydenier
Animalleopard

The Republic of Molies91 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of public education, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.794 billion Molies91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies91ian economy, worth 423 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 151,425 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Molies91's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Molies91 is ranked 4,068th in the world and 258th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 572 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,233rdMost Primitive: 2,350thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,503rdMost Avoided: 3,510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,614thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,976thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,020thLargest Black Market: 4,068thFattest Citizens: 4,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,020thNudest: 6,308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,421stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,520thMost Devout: 8,063rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,889thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,043rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12,538thHighest Average Incomes: 13,684thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,709thLargest Governments: 16,527thHighest Crime Rates: 22,889th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125th in the regionFattest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionMost Primitive: 177th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 255th in the regionLargest Black Market: 258th in the regionNudest: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 294th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 295th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 306th in the regionMost Devout: 309th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 354th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 386th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 414th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 422nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 440th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 457th in the regionLargest Governments: 461st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Molies91, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.

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